Tuesday, April 1, 2014
The 'Mother' of all disappointments
I would issue a spoiler alert, but something has to be of value in order to spoil. Instead, we have the final episode of How I Met Your Mother, in which everything the show has been building to is tossed aside with callous abandon and the only characters to get out unscathed are Marshmallow and Lilypad.
Truly, I'm more upset right now than I was after watching the Red Wedding. Senseless violence sounds like a warm blanket after what now feels like a nine-year emotional manipulation.
Sorry, I'll try and get it together. Let's begin.
On May 16, 2011, the How I Met Your Mother season 6 finale aired on CBS. In that episode, fans learned that the predestined wedding where Ted Mosby would meet the future mother of his children was actually that of his best friend/wingman Barney Stinson.
In the three years that followed (THREE YEARS!) audiences watched the evolution of Barney Stinson from a philandering cad to more mature and loving adult who was ready to commit and marry Robin Cherbowsky. Their wedding took place last week, in a very touching episode that was hopeful and nostalgic for fans of the show.
In 15 minutes, Monday's series finale laid waste to that relationship, showing us a future in which Barney and Robin enjoy three tumultuous years before calling it quits, allowing Barney to revert entirely back to his philandering ways and rendering the progression of the last three years moot in the process. Those feels you feeled during the wedding episode? Pointless.
But that was nothing, because the minute the couple's eventual divorce was made known, the proverbial writing was on the wall for our protagonist and the titular mother. We were already teased that her life would be cut short by disease a few weeks ago, and with Robin and Barney's union dissolved it was readily apparent how the show would end.
In 15 minutes the writers of How I Met Your Mother undid three years of character development for Mr. and Mrs. Stinson, and cheapened a nine-year search for Mrs. Mosby.
Sure, Ted gave a lovely monologue about how much his time with Tracy (*scoff*, Tracy) had meant to him and how he valued every moment with her. It's a nice sentiment and not hard to believe that in the reality of the show is true. But as a viewer, forced to consume a loving couple's entire 10-year relationship over the space of an hour through a rapid-fire series of vignettes, it felt like lip service.
The Mother was not the end of Ted's story, but another diversion on a circular road that led him right back to where we began, blue french horn in hand, looking up into Robin's window. The final statement of HIMYM is that Ted's journey leads to Robin, and in another life they may have arrived there 20 years earlier without the necessity of killing off a very pretty brunette bass player.
The foundation of hope that supported the run of HIMYM, knowing that no matter how many times Ted fails he will eventually find the love of his life, crumbles. In fact, it's a lie.
Ted wasn't searching for the love of his life, he was merely looking for a fertile vessel to sire his children. The love of his life was there the whole time, and those of us who spent 9 years of Monday nights following along were dupes to expect otherwise.
It's especially crushing when last week's penultimate episode offered the perfect series sign-off. We watch the Stinson nuptials, we pass through the updates on our secondary characters, we see Mr. and Mrs. Mosby sharing their perfect "sometimes you just find things" exchange under the yellow umbrella, and that kids, is how I met your mother.
Beyond the flash-forwards the viewers had already seen (Marshall's judgeship, the first date, Barney and Robin waking up from a hangover in someone else's hotel room) the future would exist in the minds of the viewer, free to individually create the story they saw fit. Hopeful. Legendary.