Recently there has been much ado about nothing regarding the affairs of two republican politicians. Liberal weenies have been squealing in delight and muttering under their breath "so much for being the family values party." In fact, recently at the bakery I was accosted (by association) as a patron went on and on about the two-faced shenanigans of the G.O.P.
First of all, the fact that we have a credo like "the family values party" to break should be enough to make the Dems shut up. The best they can hope for is that some Democrat Politician will vote to ban abortions and we'll have to mutter under our breath "ooh, so much for being the baby-killer party."
Second, the Democrats should know a thing or two about casting the proverbial first stone at marital infidelity. They still hold the trophy for all-time womanizer MVP.
Regardless of how individual members of the Republican party choose to conduct themselves does not change the fact that the G.O.P stands on the side of traditional families, marriage, abstinence-based sexual education (whether it's a good idea or not), religion (speaking generally), NOT killing babies, and heterosexuality.
Of course, that last one makes us prejudiced and intolerant...or so I hear. After all, it's not their fault their homosexual, they were born that way.
Obviously I am not a scientist, but lets analyze that for a second.
Let's say, just for kicks, that there is a recessive homosexual gene in our genetic makeup that makes a person attracted to his own gender (and immoral, but we'll save that for another day)
Example 1. (Hetero- and homosexual genes will hereby be referred to as H an h respectively)
Two HH (fully heterosexual) people marry and have 4 children
all four children are HH
Two Hh (heterosexuals with dormant homosexual gene) people mary and have 4 children
1 child is HH, 2 are Hh, and 1 child is a flamboyant queen.
Carrying example 2 further, the gay child "marries" another homosexual person
they then reproduce and.......wait a minute, THEY CAN'T REPRODUCE. The gay gene is obliterated by no more than three generations.
Again, I'm no scientist, but based on my limited knowledge of the principle of survival of the fittest if homosexuality was a genetic condition than the entire species would be teetering on the brink of extinction; unlike what we see in life were being gay is the cool thing to do and you're actually a rebel if you kiss someone who has different parts then you.
I find it humorous, actually, that the same people who believe whole-heartedly in evolution (the Democrats) also believe in...what's the best word...normalization of homosexual behavior. Darwin himself teaches that the weak or unreproductive of the species will slowly die out as animals evolve.
If the Democrats have their way (which they almost undoubtedly will now that Al Franken has secured the philibuster-proof number 60 seat in the senate) same-sex marriages and abortions will run rampant until the human race ceases to exist. On one hand we'll have families who can't have children and on the other we'll have children who never make it out of the womb.
In my head it plays out like a science fiction move. Centuries from now aliens will find a desolate planet, with nothing but the bones of gay-pride-parade patrons and unborn fetuses. They'll wonder amongst themselves
"What kind of planet was this, what kind of people?"
And as the credits begin to roll the camera will pan to show the statue of liberty half-buried in sand with a red and blue donkey painted on her chest.
Now that's some change I can believe in.